What is an Ogre, you ask?
An Ogre is a highly skilled soldier that is able to think of a solution to any situation. They are strategic and highly capable in taking down an army of farquads. Swift in movement and flexible in acrobatics. No matter what position they are held in, they are able to
take it. Ogres are only trustworthy and reliable when you treat them with respect, we will repay you with an ogre treaty. Ogres are mainly composed of onions. Give us onions, we will give you glory. To be an enemy of such an ogre is certain death, so watch out. Overall, ogres are neutral creatures until provoked. To remind all of you, never. fondle with our onions nor swamps.
As you can see most of the colors of the titles here are green, that is because that is the color of shrek.
Alright, in this system, we have something called squads, and there are four. Each squad is ranked from lowest to highest. Being lowest
is a disadvantage, as you will not have many access to secret ogre hideouts and ogre weapons, but will still have limited free onions (weapons, armor, health, etc..) While being the highest is a reward, and each rank rewarded, we will hand out onions. We will rank you based on how well you handle your onions. Here are the 4 squads of the Ogreclan.
Squad Ogreseer: The best squad of the clan, has access to all sorts of free onions (To see the free onions, read the above paragraph) Ogreseers will be able to command the 2 lowest ranks only. Only the ogrelord is able to command every rank. To be an ogreseer, you must be a long time member, highly skilled, participates in all meetings and raids, and must praise shrek.
Squad Swamp: Squad swamp is the 2nd best rank. They have 80% access to free onions. Squad Swamp is able to command the lowest rank only. To be assigned this rank, you must be a decent time member, participate in most meetings and raids, and MUST PRAISE SHREK.
Squad Onions: Squad onions is one of the lower quartile ranks. You only have 50% access to free onions. You are not allowed to command any ranks at all. You must listen to squad swamp and squad ogreseer, and in this action you will be able to be promoted. To be assigned this rank, you must be an average ogre, participate in some meetings and raids, and still praise shrek. If you do not listen to your elder ogres, you will be sentenced to ogreslaughter.
Squad Donkey: Squad Donkey is the lowest rank, You have 20% access to free onions. You are not allowed to command any ranks at all. You must listen to both Squad Swamp and Squad Ogreseer, and in this action you will be able to be promoted. To be assigned this rank, you must be a rookie ogre, seldom participate in meetings and raids, and still praise shrek. If you do ont listen to your elder ogres, you will be sentenced to Ogrehell.
If any ogre is in the act of treason, you will experience the worst punishment.
This is a warning to all ogre squads.
You don't want to know what the punishment is also.
The System may seem quite harsh, but to be an ogre, you must be able to take all the risks.
I want to be an ogre! But how??
To be an ogre, you must reach these requirements and use this form to apply.
-Over 12 years old of age
-Understand your leaders
-Forgive your fellow ogres
-Love shrek, the almighty
-A skilled gunman
-respond to any situation
-like the taste of onions
-live in a swamp
Do you love shrek:
From 1 to 10 rate your skills with guns:
From 1 to 10 rate your skills with building:
Do you have a sense of humor:
Do you like onions:
Can you work in a team:
Are you able to work yourself out of any situation:
Will you listen to your higher rank members:
Who is the Ogrelord(Hint: It's Me and Shrek):
-Love your Ogrelord
I also have a few things in mind. In these situations, you will act in this way:
-Instead of Raid Over, you will say Raid Ogre
-When someone raids us, all will yell "GET OUT OF OUR SWAMP" on the count of the ogrelord's signal.
-Over is now ogre.
- The base will be called "The Swamp"
-Ogre betrayers will all be held on a pole and be stoned with onions.
Your almighty Ogrelord is Shroge (And Shrek).
Ogres will take this world ogre, and change it into whole another on, laddeh.
Don't forget to leave an onion on the way out. and please apply for a free onion.